Ethan the Crazy Kid ( or you could call him Adam's Brother)

My little brother Ethan is one crazy life-form. Examples: when the christmas season is nearing Ethan has to stuff a bunch of pillows under his shirt and be "fat" like "Santa". Then he starts to jump on me and scream "YOU'RE A BAD BOY! YOU ARE SO GETTING COAL THIS YEAR! Me: TRUCE! TRUCE! Ethan: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN? Me: I GIVE UP! Ethan in his best "angel" voice: oh. Then he does a bunch of random things when he's "santa" and i'm the victim of his 76 pounds self. Another one is being a caveman. Ethan puts a bunch of clothes on himself with part of his stomach showing and saying "caveman echu" which sounds, I swear just like Bill Nye the Science Guy's voice. Then he gets a comb and sits on me and does way more than that. He starts saying "stay still fatlard topia" and I start telling him "if you don't get off me I am going to start reciting Ethan loves livia stories?" which he hates me doing and Ethan says, " shutup Fatlard Topia" and I just start reciting Ethan stories and start stripping Ethan's caveman echu outfit top. That's most of Ethans caveman echu saga. One day in December Ethan's teacher said, " now who's gonna tackle this next problem?"Ethan innocently raises his hand and his teacher makes a grave mistake calls on Ethan. Ethan walk's right over to his friends desk and tackles him. Everyone starts laughing including his victim and the teacher. Thats the end of the Ethan Saga hope you enjoyed! Later, Peace Out!