BREAKING NEWS!!!! ADAM PEELER IS 100% SURE MATH IS A INVENTION TO TORTURE KIDS!!

Let me tell you 1 thing. If you Love math (which I think is mental) you should stop reading this because you might want to sue me and I would not appreciate that very much. Don't you hate it when you're teacher gets all excited and you know for sure that it's very close to the #1 invention in torture, MATH and all through math time no matter how much you try to make these signs that say: Truce or PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY and stuff like that she or he keeps on saying: Isn't math fun guys!? The defense:(which means us victims, KIDS) NO. ME: Mrs.Vaucher, (thats my teachers name) you KNOW that math is a invention to torture kids you just wont accept the TRUTH. Mrs Vaucher: oh, thats ridiculous Adam math is(in a dreamy voice) so much fun. Then she makes us go back to work. I don't. I go up to her with a sticky note that says: I'm allergic to math! The last time I went to the doctor he asked me if I had any allergies and I told him math and he scanned me and said I indeed was allergic to it! Mrs.Vaucher: Adam, if you can get your doctor to sign this I'll beleive you. All those lies I've heard about math to the kids around our world we must join forces and go on STRIKE for no math. I will try to write a letter to the president saying math shouldn't be allowed in America and the whole world. Please take note of this and subscribe or whatever it's called on your opinion. This is far from over this is only volume.1 of MATH STINKS.