"Water Flows Freely In There"

So when my family was in my brothers room I turned on Ethans fountain that I gave him for christmas,right? So it didnt have any water coming out of it. Then my dad took it into the bathroom and filled it up with more water and it was coming out pretty good. So my dad comes in and said it works now-Mom-"Yep the magical bathroom"-Dad-"Yeah, water flows freely in there".:D Happy Hollidays!

Can you believe who the survivour winner is?!

So if you watch the tv show "surviour" you probably watched who won the million dollars-Natalie White the girl who tagged along with russel the whole way there and the only reason she made it to the finals is because of russel and I think that russel shoud've won because he was the one that actually UNDERSTOOD the game. well anyway PLEASE comment if you agree with me-russel or if you don't please type up who you think deserved to win and why. PEACE OUT

Max Hall is an idiot

so if you saw the byu-utah game you woudl've probably heard this-"I hate Utah so much, one of the Utah fans poured beer on my wife, AND I hate everyone who went to utah" so the reason he said that is because one of the BYU fans punched the Utah coaches wife in the face and she was bleeding all over and he said that to get the tension away from the fan so yeah.

The worst experience of my life

I went on a night hike with my scout troop and It sucked. I was really excited at first and then I got started on it and by the way it was 10 miles and the 1st few miles were nothing, but then you get to the 5 mile mark you totally get your fill of it. So we had these stops and they were kinda fun up to the sixth mark where we had to get on these stilts and whenever I see a pair of stilts it kinda ruins my night so I got on them and faceplanted and hurt my hand really bad so I hated it. The highest point when your legs hurt is the 8 mile mark and then you want to get in a car so bad, so we got done with it and I swear I will never look at a car the same way again. So be warned when you hike you may not like to See another dirt road again, Peace out.

A wierd thanksgiving question-

I went into my math class on the day before thanksgiving and sat down with my math binder and everything so my teacher puts this thanksgiving question and answer paper in front of me. So I go down the list answering questions and everything so I come across this really wierd question-Do you think it's (fill in the blank) to call someone a turkey?Why? I look at it oddly for a while and finally put "wierd" in the "fill in the blank" section because it's wierd to call someone a turkey. So my math teacher came over to look at our answers and she looked at my paper and looked at me oddly and said-"turkeys aren't wierd!" So yeah Peace Out-"It's Turkey Gravey Day! It's Turkey Gravy Day!"

This is SO wierd

Hey guys have you ever heard about sleep talking? Well I woke up with my shirt off and I was pretty confused about that. So I got into the shower and got dressed and I went down-stairs and got breakfast ready so we said the prayer and mom asked me if I remembered anything about the night and I said no. So she told me about her going into my room and my pillow fell off and she lifted my head up and put my head on the pillow and I aparrantly sat up and took my shirt off and squinted at mom and said SORRY! SORRY! I'M SORRY! and she said it's okay honey. It's okay! And I said sorry! Sorry! Sorry! and then I fell back and slept again. So I took about 30seconds laughing and then she said that reminded her of me when I was 5 and I had a problem with peeing my pants so she would wake me up to go to the bathroom and I would stand in front of the toilet and every few seconds I would scratch my butt and she would tell me to go to the bathroom and I would squint at her like "i'm sleeping here! I like to pee in my bed!" And then I would scratch my butt again. So yeah Peace out!

HEY I'm back!

Hey guys, sorry for being gone for such a long time I was too busy-and nothing all too interesting happened so I am going to write a bunch of stuff about whats been going on lately. So Yeah PEACE OUt!

Jokes

Concerts ROCK!

I went to a Duncan shiek concert and It was Awesome! It was in seattle, Washington at the tripple door club and it had This foriegn food and it was very interesting. He performed for an hour and 27 minutes. If you want to hear any of his music its down on my playlist. My favorites are on her mind and Bite your tounge and on a High.

Look at Ethan!

Nice, huh?

Supreme Court Rules Homework Unconstitutional 9-0 Unanimous Vote

The Supreme Court handed down a historic decision today in a case that has been closely watched by educators and students alike. The issue was the constitutionaly of homework. The specific case (Wilbur B. Everykid v. U.S Board of Education) pitted everykid, who acted as his own lawyer, against a team of highly trained professional goverment attorneys. "When truth and justice are on your side," said Everykid, "who needs a fancy degree?" The justices ruled that homework violates the 8th amendent (cruel and unusual punishment), the 9th amendent (goverment intrusion) and the 18th amendent gauranteeing telivision without distraction. The new ruling takes effect immediatly and renders all outstanding assignments null and void. As for past homework, teachers will be expected to compensate students by paying them a "meaningful amount." (to be continued......)

BREAKING NEWS!!!! ADAM PEELER IS 100% SURE MATH IS A INVENTION TO TORTURE KIDS!!

Let me tell you 1 thing. If you Love math (which I think is mental) you should stop reading this because you might want to sue me and I would not appreciate that very much. Don't you hate it when you're teacher gets all excited and you know for sure that it's very close to the #1 invention in torture, MATH and all through math time no matter how much you try to make these signs that say: Truce or PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY and stuff like that she or he keeps on saying: Isn't math fun guys!? The defense:(which means us victims, KIDS) NO. ME: Mrs.Vaucher, (thats my teachers name) you KNOW that math is a invention to torture kids you just wont accept the TRUTH. Mrs Vaucher: oh, thats ridiculous Adam math is(in a dreamy voice) so much fun. Then she makes us go back to work. I don't. I go up to her with a sticky note that says: I'm allergic to math! The last time I went to the doctor he asked me if I had any allergies and I told him math and he scanned me and said I indeed was allergic to it! Mrs.Vaucher: Adam, if you can get your doctor to sign this I'll beleive you. All those lies I've heard about math to the kids around our world we must join forces and go on STRIKE for no math. I will try to write a letter to the president saying math shouldn't be allowed in America and the whole world. Please take note of this and subscribe or whatever it's called on your opinion. This is far from over this is only volume.1 of MATH STINKS.

Scaredy Racoon

On occaisions we get Racoon visitors. I'm usually the dude who spots it and the house goes crazy and starts acting like a bunch of freaks, but don't worry my mom and dad don't act like that even though it would be very entertaining and I would have been doing the coo-coo sign at them. Everyone goes over or sits where they are and are very, very ecxited mostly my little sister Sydney who is 3. Ethan is told by his brain that "always keeps him out of trouble" that he desperatly needs to draw it. I get the broom sometimes and be a "Tusken Raider" and that always works because i'm "so scary." And then there's Jacob dun, dun, dun! He takes one look at the racoon and looks at mom and dad with his mouth slack-jawed he says" mom, dad Scardey Racoon!"

Best Games on My Friends Xbox Ncaa 08 Football

Well, my friend named jeremy and I play the xbox 360 and usually every day after school and it's like we play a great game every game we play. Our 1st game that we played was legendary. Jeremy was the Florida Gators and I was the LSU Tigers. On the kickoff I returned it for 95 yards for the touchdown. Then Jeremy returned the kick for 30 yards and got the ball on the 36 yard line. Jeremy only gained 4 yards on 2 plays when it was 3rd down he passed it to percy harvin for 23 yards and the ball was on the 41 yard line. Then it was just all Tebow and Harvin and got a good drive and capitalized for 7 points. Then on the kickoff I returned it for 40 yards and the ball was on the 43 yard line. On my first play I got 7 yards on a running play but the res of the drive was nothing doing and I was forced to punt the ball. Then Jeremy got 4 yards on a running play and then he ran the option and got 40 yards. Then he did a play fake and passed it to percy harvin for a touchdown. On the kickoff I returned it for 23 yards and got the ball on the 29 yard line. I got -2 yards on the first play then I did a play fake and got 8 yards. Then I failed on getting the first down and had to punt the ball. The rest of the 1st half was like nothing doing for me but Jeremy got a touchdown and the score at the half was Gators-21 LSU-7. I'm gonna skip most of the 2nd half but i'll tell you about the scoring. Jeremy got 15 more points to make the score 36 at 33 seconds left and I got 4 touchdowns. I got the ball on the 30 yard line with 33 seconds left in the game. On my first play I got 30 yards then got 1 more yard. On 4th down with 13 seconds left on the clock I threw the ball through the coverage and my wide receiver caught the ball and ran for a touchdown! I kicked the ball and Jeremy fair caught it at the 30 yard line. Jeremy, on the first play threw the ball to percy harvin for 41 yards. There was 3 seconds on the clock and Jeremy threw it to Percy Harvin.------------------------------------ He caught it, but was down on the 1 yard line! The final score was LSU-42 Gators-38. That's our greatest game hope you enjoyed! Later Peace Out!

Ethan the Crazy Kid ( or you could call him Adam's Brother)

My little brother Ethan is one crazy life-form. Examples: when the christmas season is nearing Ethan has to stuff a bunch of pillows under his shirt and be "fat" like "Santa". Then he starts to jump on me and scream "YOU'RE A BAD BOY! YOU ARE SO GETTING COAL THIS YEAR! Me: TRUCE! TRUCE! Ethan: WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN? Me: I GIVE UP! Ethan in his best "angel" voice: oh. Then he does a bunch of random things when he's "santa" and i'm the victim of his 76 pounds self. Another one is being a caveman. Ethan puts a bunch of clothes on himself with part of his stomach showing and saying "caveman echu" which sounds, I swear just like Bill Nye the Science Guy's voice. Then he gets a comb and sits on me and does way more than that. He starts saying "stay still fatlard topia" and I start telling him "if you don't get off me I am going to start reciting Ethan loves livia stories?" which he hates me doing and Ethan says, " shutup Fatlard Topia" and I just start reciting Ethan stories and start stripping Ethan's caveman echu outfit top. That's most of Ethans caveman echu saga. One day in December Ethan's teacher said, " now who's gonna tackle this next problem?"Ethan innocently raises his hand and his teacher makes a grave mistake calls on Ethan. Ethan walk's right over to his friends desk and tackles him. Everyone starts laughing including his victim and the teacher. Thats the end of the Ethan Saga hope you enjoyed! Later, Peace Out!

Introducing Me

Hi my name is Adam. I am 11 years old and live in Gig Harbor Washington. My Hobbies are, playing electronics (as you're typical boy would.) Riding roller coasters(my favorite one is California Screamin'), watching Madden Nation, and my favorite past time Football. I am very skilled at Football. You can put me at almost any position besides wide receiver (mainly because i'm not fast enough though I can run 15 mph.) Well, later! Peace Out!